Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

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thedailywhat:

xkcd.

(alt: If you’re 15 or younger, then just remember that it’s nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.)

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framesjanco:

i have this unexplainable complex where my self-esteem is about as nonexistent as it can get but at the same time i’m in love with myself and feel superior to a lot of people

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anchorage

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the desire to hold on to time as it passes, like trying to keep your grip on a rock in the middle of a river, feeling the weight of the current against your chest while your elders float on downstream, calling over the roar of the rapids, “Just let go—it’s okay—let go.”

(via m0therofpearls)

if procrastination was a drug, i would be an addict

#they tried to make me go to rehab and i said ‘maybe later’

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astheplanetsbend:

we’re not really friends until i’ve insulted you

(via somewhereinbrooklyn-)

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