Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

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thedailywhat:

xkcd.

(alt: If you’re 15 or younger, then just remember that it’s nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.)

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marmittes:

do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet

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gaymzee:

horton hears a what

horton hears a who

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

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colonelcheru:

Don’t panic. I printed all of wikipedia out last night. Tell me what you want to know and I’ll fax you the page.

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